Dear Myspace: WTF?!
We all know know that Myspace is a “great” website with a huge community, but how do we know we can really trust that community? Well, according to the national board of my own fucking opinion, I’d have to say that 75% of your myspace friends are fake “hot chicks” that supply links to expensive pornography. Even the friends you actually know can’t really be taken seriously, considering all of the chained bulletin posts.
The first thing I see when I go to my Myspace home is something like “How a 7-year-old explains sex,” or “dating facts.” Seriously, I’m not some kind of sick perverted teenager who’s only interest is to find out new crude jokes, or what percent of men “want you to make the first move.”
Moving on. The designers of Myspace might of intended the website only be used by people who have an advanced degree in computer programming. This is, of course, not true, as most of the users are immature teenagers who don’t even know what html is. After finding this out, hundreds of websites hosting shitty, generic, sexist, and offensive Myspace layouts covered in advertisements, which spread the word of getting more shitty Myspace profile layouts. The only people with half-decent layouts are the people without any friends, and thus, no audience. I think that this is wrong, so the lessen here is this: Make friends with a Geek today, you won’t regret it. ;)
